The solution: a 3D engine, a multiplayer mode, and jazz music. How can you improve upon Robot Vacuum Simulator 2012? That's the mountain Stolidus Simulations had to climb.
From the makers of Robot Vacuum Simulator 2012, the Citizen Kane of games, I present Robot Vacuum Simulator 2013. And, yes, I am procrastinating, because I want to keep it to myself for just a little bit longer. I've just wiped the Half-Life 3 beta, the only copy it turns out, off my PC to make room for the game I'm about to link to, because not even Valve's latest and greatest game can live up to it. The day that my eyes were opened to the true capabilities of a medium that has so often failed to live up to its promise.
I have just added a yearly reminder to my Google Calendar: July 5th, 2013: Remember the Roomba.
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